German Cock Flu

A term created by Michael Colarusso Jr. German cock flu or “GCF” is a term that covers any and all sicknesses or viral infections of any kind.

“Yo bro, are you sick?” “Yeah man I came down with a rough case of German Cock Flu man”

by Nickcola2000 November 11, 2025

bearded german

When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.

In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.

by thejoebagley September 4, 2021

german captain

When a man consumes his own ejaculation.

When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.

by kittnclaw September 2, 2014

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

by ttykhd August 2, 2024

German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.

Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.

by Jason mcgregor March 5, 2021