2 Way SSL

A dilemma between two parties, in which the resolution benefits neither party.

No matter what happens, this is going to be 2 Way SSL.

by Arbit4453 September 1, 2009

2.6seconds

how fast it takes you to jack off
or how fast it takes you boyfriend to jack off

wow my boyfriend lasted 2.6seconds

guys i last a whole 2.6seconds

by iknowallsaidgod January 25, 2011

2 beer queer

getting and or acting wasted after only a few drinks

Casey's acting wasted and has only had 2 beers, he's such a 2 beer queer

by CoolMan July 31, 2014

2.0

A guy's second girlfriend or a girl who seems to be a guy's second girlfriend

Guy 1: Oh, how's 2.0
Guy 2: Oh, Better than yours

by thescrubking101! June 22, 2016

2 cheek sneak

When you have to go number 2 really bad

I’m doing the 2 cheek sneak to the bathroom

by Joeg24293 July 26, 2018

2 birds 1 stone

Dry humping Non-penetrative sex or outercourse is sexual activity that usually does not include sexual penetration. It generally excludes the penetrative aspects of vaginal, anal, or oral sexual activity, but includes various forms of sexual and non-sexual activity, such as frottage, mutual masturbation, kissing, or cuddling.123 Some forms of non-penetrative sex, particularly when termed outercourse, include penetrative aspects, such as penetration that may result from forms of fingering or oral sex.456

G: Your mom loves me look.
JQ : dam Im good you didn't even put it in .
J: Dry humping.

P1: 2 birds 1 stone.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

2 girls 1 cup

A heartwarming documentary for the whole family. Themes and life lessons include: sharing, trust, palatable, ass chowder. In short, two same-sex baristas in a loving, long-term, committed, and consensual relationship get creative when they realize the refrigerator is out of service.

“Sweetheart I forgot to grab groceries again”

“No biggie we’ll just 2 girls 1 cup it again tonight”

“love you hun”

by Old Captain Handle May 25, 2019