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2 Gryphon

Born Matthew Wayne Davis on August 11, 1972, 2 Gryphon is a furry "comedian" who does rant videos on YouTube. His most well-known video features him saying that people who can't handle being cyberbullied should kill themselves. His boyfriend was also arrested for downloading CP on a computer. Matthew is also known for throwing a tantrum on social media when due to bad publicity, his appearance at Anthrocon 2017 was cancelled.

2 is also known for being very right-wing, to the point of almost being a Nazi, since there are screenshots of him saying he's going to promote an altfurry chat.
Kevin: Man, did you see 2 gryphon's newest rant? It's so funny!
Ian: Are you sure about that?
by hcpunkfan703 August 20, 2018
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January 2

We’re u get to take a shit and then put it on someone
Girl 1:Hey do u know what day it it’s todau I forgot
Girl 2:It’s January 2 u know what todays meaning is?
Girl 1:nope
Girl 2:ok
Girl 1:here u go
by Ppwhoel November 2, 2019
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Destiny 2

Destiny 2 is a dead game (jk i love this shizz)
by Koa2 February 24, 2022
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2 and a wakeup

meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left
1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone
by jdizzla March 21, 2008
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2:37

The total time it takes for someone to have sexual intercourse, clean themselves and walk out the door.
T-Bone said he hit that, wiped off with the shower curtain and was out the door in 2:37!
by DirtyAssDog December 16, 2008
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Rule 2

Person 1: What happened to your face?

Person 2: Can't talk about it.

Person 1: Rule 2?

Person 2:....
by The real Tyler Durden July 1, 2010
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Halo 2

Halo 2 is a sequal to halo 1. It offers kick ass games such as capture the flag, oddball, jaugernaut, and The trule fucking awesome Team slayer. Which i guess over all rates a million to a kickass game.
DOOD says jason Schriber, to evan long.
"quote on quote" u wanna play some team slayer, AHHLL no dood i dont wanna loose my rank, replies evan. I loose your rank says schriber as he shoots him with his soward and slashes him with is plasma pistol.
by Jason March 29, 2005
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