Hit The Target Present

The male counterpart of a "Push Present." Thoughtful gift given to the guy by the girl after conception.

After finding out she was pregnant, Rebecca gave Michael an awesome new grill for his "Hit the Target Present".

by julie30302 September 24, 2009

West Virginia Trade-Off

The West Virginia Trade-Off is when three people are involved in sexual intercourse, preferably two guys and one girl. One guy is on the bottom getting ridden by the girl while the other guy proceeds getting a blow job and his asshole eaten out by the guy on the bottom. This act forms a triangular figure that is impeccable to all other sexual positions.

Dude, my asshole is really raw from that West Virginia Trade-Off last night!

by Jimmy Willshire December 27, 2010

targer

A long piece of "dung" with white things in it, seems to be the result of chilli cheese dogs from Sonic; usually 7-10 inches in size.

WOW, that is one long targer she just laid.

by Sally April 6, 2004

rough trade

Females who are less than asthetically pleasing. Also can be females working the streets.

Those chicks are rough trade.
Youll want to stay away from that rough trade mate.

by Sven S September 28, 2005

trade wind

when a black chick gives a white guy head

"dude i got a trade wind yesterday"

by Buddy p. June 9, 2007

Reverse Trade Rape

In Fantasy Football - When you refuse to make a trade, and that decision ends up costing you your season.

There is no way I'll let you trade rape me with this trade offer! All my players are better than yours!

.....3 losing weeks later.....

If only I had made that trade, I would be in the playoffs... I Reverse Trade Raped myself!

by NOFFL - Stroh November 25, 2010

Tracey

The only way you could get a more classic stripper name then Tracey is if you named your daughter crystal or destiny. This girl is dirty slut bagel and will try to rub her slimy meat taco on you then freak at you for not treating her like a princess, tracey looks like a witch that banged frankenstein but the witch and frankenstein for family so she is also the product of halloween incest. If her soggy ham flaps had a password it would be 1234. But shes not a slut, at least that’s what she says right after having every man’s sausage stick find a way into every hole in her body, yes even the ear. Especially the ear. Tracey will probably make you pity her and be “fake depressed” but she just wants guys who she can hold onto and just bait them and fuck with their heads. You could cut off enough vagina lips to use as curtains and she would still have extra left over.

Man 1:Damn kyle, kevin, ben, jerry, trevor, connor, james, and mark were all in tracey last night!
Girl 1:um I was in her too
Man 1 and 2: oh shit

by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018