This is the opposite of the Midas touch and easier to say than "Inverse Midas". When everything you touch turns to shit, it's the Shidas Touch.
What the hell!? You sure have the Shidas touch today!
Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.
Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.
by jgreene777 June 8, 2010
Get the Shidas Touch mug."I Touch Goats" started off years ago as a standing joke in the Subaru Impreza Driver's Club forums. When the switch to a new forum happened, they gained a fully functional Personal Messaging system with online alerts.
Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"
The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...
Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.
Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"
The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...
Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.
Poster One: mate, 'I touch goats'
Poster Two: You do what?!?
Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?
Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!
Poster Two: You do what?!?
Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?
Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!
by MattyWR1 May 10, 2011
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a dog that will attempt to hump anything that stays still long enough determinedly and repeatedly despite being pushed away, yelled at, swatted, etc.
by irrationalmoon July 28, 2011
Get the bad touch dog mug.When you think you have come up with a great idea or response / reply to something, but you have only half-thunk it, and therefor you have a broken thought. Here's a good example.
Announcer: Question number 13, What are several things people are doing these days besides getting involved with tech?
James (in his head): " Oh this is gonna be easy! I can think of several already! " *BUZZ!*
Announcer: James!
James: " Well, people do lots of things each day like... " (in his head) Oh shit... I can't think of anything...
Announcer: Tiiiimes Up!
...
(James, and D-Jay, after the contest)
D-Jay: What happened back there man? Cat got your tounge?
James: I had a broken thought.
D-Jay: Dayum.
James (in his head): " Oh this is gonna be easy! I can think of several already! " *BUZZ!*
Announcer: James!
James: " Well, people do lots of things each day like... " (in his head) Oh shit... I can't think of anything...
Announcer: Tiiiimes Up!
...
(James, and D-Jay, after the contest)
D-Jay: What happened back there man? Cat got your tounge?
James: I had a broken thought.
D-Jay: Dayum.
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