leg lamp in the window

Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.
Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.

Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.
by MCUD December 31, 2010
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big bay window

He usually liked skinny girls but was strangely aroused by her big bay window.
by sraeh October 28, 2013
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I hate Windows!

The phrase most often uttered by users of windows, especially Vista. Often there is an obscenity interjected within this statement.
Look! I got another update for vista that screwed my computer up! I hate Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!
by Jiefu January 09, 2009
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Window Flavored Lollipop

In reference to someone being a complete dumbass, insinuating they ride the short bus, window lickers, they miss licking the window so much they have a lollipop of that flavor
Bill asks me where i lost my keys, if i would have known where i lost them, don't you think i would have them right now?!?!?! *hands bill a window flavored lollipop* damn retard
by JeretK77 October 05, 2008
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Norwegian swimming window

The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.
Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
by Lethan August 08, 2011
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Windows Experience Index

W.E.I is a microsoft tool which rates your computers processor, memory, graphics, gaming graphics, and primary hard disk. The W.E.I gives you a number which is meant to give you an idea of what software you should get for your PC. It also gives you ideas of what you should upgrade to increase performance.
Guy 1: Dude, i'm gonna buy Microsoft Flight Simulator
Guy 2: You fucking noob, flight sim recommends a windows experience index of 5. your computer only rates 3.5. its gonna run like shit.
by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009
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Window glass relationship

2 people who really love eachother as a friend, and fall madly in love everytime they see eachother. But are wise enough to know that living fucking far away from eachother just won't work.

So they break up after the period they can be together and then get together again if they can see eachother.

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The word window glass was chosen, because a windows lets in one thing but you can always black things out if you need to.
When Charlotte and Dex both saw that things will be difficult, because he lives in Holland, they decided to have a Window glass relationship.
by Dex van den Bogert January 05, 2009
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