Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'
T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.
by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021
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Pine River Pond

A small lake in New Hampshire.
The best place to spend your summers
as a child & teenager!
"What are you doing this summer?
I'm spending it at Pine River Pond!"
by ange February 05, 2005
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river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 04, 2016
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river fries

When two or more people gather at the mouth of a river to consume fries, usaually bought at McDonald's or at worst Burger King. This is strictly a BYOF kind of party unless you are invited by someone already with fries. Chicken McNuggets are also acceptable.
Teresaa and Conor went down to Frasier river to eat a bunch of river fries
by Vanillagorilla604 April 20, 2017
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The river Mekong

Referring to a substantial amount of liquid or can also be used when an individual has excess verbal communication with another; often preformed in a irritating manner
Dude 1: “I had such bad diarrhoea yesterday it was like the river Mekong
Dude 2: “shut up dude, you’ve been spewing out the river Mekong for the last ten minutes”
by spaghater3000 October 18, 2023
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alan riverer

Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker
A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye
by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023
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Piled River

When a girl or your homies eat your ass and then spit on your gooch without swallowing in between.
Did you hear Hailey gave Jon a piled river?
by Hairy dick Humphrey July 20, 2018
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