Definitions by jacksonbarr

river of excellence 

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.

"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"

river of excellence by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016

brazilian blowout

after you funnel a good ole' Miller and you blow out the excess foam through the top of the funnel

"Caleb, what do I do with the rest of the foam stuck in our funnel?"

"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"

brazilian blowout by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016

Jacob Eaton 

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

Jacob Eaton by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016