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stick figure porn 

Noun. Pornographic drawings of stick figures. Particularly beloved of bored students and anyone at a corporate meeting. Other - blissfully unaware - attendees tend to be the subject matter.
Mrs Johnson was not pleased with the stick figure porn depictions of her in my maths exercise book.

Stickage 

When your Ballsack gets so sweaty that it sticks to the side of your leg
Just got back from a jog, and let me tell ya, I've got some major Stickage!!
Stickage by Lieveo July 15, 2010

scrote stick 

common annoyance in the male population. when the scrotum (nutsack) is sat against for too long or becomes sweaty, it sticks to the side of the leg. often accompanied by itchiness
"Dude I was sitting watching the movie for so long when I stood up I had to fix my scrote stick"
scrote stick by la crav May 1, 2006

stick that shit in a blender 

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.
-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."

Shit Stick 

A cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.
"Don't waste your time smoking that shit stick! If you're gonna have a cigar, buy a good one."
Shit Stick by grouchodude July 4, 2006

Stick it in her pooper 

The answer to all questions
Guy 1: What's 4x4?
Guy 2: Stick it in her pooper.
Guy 1: okay thanks
Stick it in her pooper by French1369 September 15, 2010