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Steven Universe

Man, was that a Steven Universe of a cartoon.
by delfatedoctopus May 3, 2020
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Steven

The biggest faggot of all time. Usually likes to suck cock
1.Have you seen Steven?
2. Yea, I saw him sucking dick
by Bittrrr August 29, 2020
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Party Pooper Steve

Normally a pretty cool guy, usually very good looking - and then he goes on vacation and although he had a great time he decides to put a price tag on fun and memories.
Alison, "I had a blast in Vegas, did you Lindsey?"
Lindsey, "Yes I had a good time, until Party Pooper Steve flipped his shit because we spent some hard earned money!"
by JaneOtown April 17, 2009
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How the fuck is Steve Jobs?

A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.
Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
by SteveJobsDiedOfLigma April 16, 2021
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steve wilkos

An arrogant piece of shit rent-a-cop and ape. He is currently the host of a shitty day time T.V. show call the "Steve Wilkos Show" (such an ego!) This man is a freakin' joke and just has a large ego! Another thing, many of his guest are actors who gettin' paid for being yelled at for an hour.

He's nothing but a big bully who likes to pick on smaller people, but you know if somebody larger than him comes around, he back down like the bitch he is.
steve wilkos is a rampaging buffoon with a big mouth and a bigger ego.
by Belly Rubber October 15, 2008
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Preston and Steve

Best morning show in Philadelphia. On 100.3 (Y100)
Preston and Steve are the best morning show ever.
by Fury1671 December 22, 2003
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Steve Jobs

Bill Gates' muse.
Steve Jobs: Hey, lets add a mouse to the keyboard.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.
by The Bandito June 17, 2006
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