National throw short people day

for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run

me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls

by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

Unprotected sex with your girlfriend's Auntie Flo.

"I had strawberry shortcake for breakfast, it was awesome"

by BlackBeatQueen May 4, 2006

shirtain

A shirt so hideous in it's loud garish design, that it is quite feasibly made from the cloth of a curtain. A combination of shirt and curtain becomes shirtain.

Wow, that dude must be brave to wear such a shirtain!

by swinstead October 9, 2008

short torso

Having a shorter than average torso size compared to the rest of your body

I'm stuff after eating that slice of pizza because of my short torso.

by nolaughinmatter May 2, 2010

Shortbread

A white female. Women in rap songs have been referred to as "Shorty" and Caucasian people have been referred to as "Crackers". Shortbread cookies are white feminine cookies. Therefore a white woman would be referred to as Shortbread.

Dude, did you see the legs on that shortbread?

by Greeneyedshortbread January 30, 2017

short shot

Short shot is slang for when someone takes too long to ejaculate during sex.

Last night I had sex with Randy, but it turns out he's a short shot.

by anonymous March 26, 2017

short term remembery loss

Remembery loss (amnesia) is unusual forgetfulness. You may not be able to remember new events, recall one or more memories of the past, or both. The remembery loss may be for a short time and then resolve (transient). Or, it may not go away, and, depending on the cause, it can get worse over

I have short term remembery loss and I don't remember anything

by Random person 098 November 27, 2017