Hot Seat

A game where you tell 3 sex stories, 1 funny, 1 scary, and the best one. Usually played on the way back from sports games on the back of the bus.

"Guys, we're playing hot seat if we win on the way back."

by Torva December 6, 2014

clear a seat

a sexual invitation in which a man offers to clear a seat on his face

Aaron O- "Oh, Dani, allow me to clear a seat for you."
(Aaron slowly and blatently rubs his face from brow to chin)

by m. sick December 29, 2007

Cook-from-scratch snob

People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.

Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.

Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.

by justakidatheart March 8, 2013

scratchgasm

Used in reference to the rapid-fire single leg motion usually executed by dogs when rubbed in "that right spot".

Sean: Stop making out with my dog, bro. You know her nubbin is at the base of her tail.
Paul: Dude, she came over to be rubbed. What else am I gonna do?
Sean: Bro, that's a scratchgasm. You just went all the way with my dog. Uggh.

by Gloves January 9, 2008

bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.

"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."

by PeaTearGriffin097 July 28, 2008

belgium scratch

When a penis/dildo is going into another man's penis. Google search Kids in a Sandbox.

Justen: "Hey, Greg, want a Belgium Scratch?"
Greg: "Oh, hells yeah man! I already have a pencil in my ass."

by The other some other guy August 22, 2006

seat tax

a phrase that is to be said when about to steal someone elses seat. this must be done after 3 seconds or phrase is invalid and taxation becomes illegal upon which you must redeem the seat to its original occupant.

1-2-3 seat tax. unlucky chinsy seat is mine now. ha ha ha.

by Seany L September 27, 2003