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slide job

to put one's penis between a woman's breasts while she holds them together around it and then move it up and down to achieve orgasm.
dude jenny was on the rag so she gave me a slide job instead.
by ElFabuloso September 2, 2007
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slide

When ur friend tries to take ur boyfriend/girlfriend.
nah man, my friend would never try and slide me
by Mandy June 1, 2004
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slurp and slide

This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.
Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.
by slamy July 23, 2004
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Slip and Slide

when you get into the locker room after the last game of the season, oil up the showers, everyone on the team gets naked and slide around in a non-homosexual act of male bonding
man that slip and slide was amazing last night
by derpity derp derp November 4, 2010
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slip n'slide

to sit on a toilet seat that has been urinated upon
He was ready to drop a duece but not knowing his friend went to the bathrom ealier, he was in for a slip n' slide.
by JK March 18, 2004
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slide in

Extra work or tasks that are added to receive your pay or compensation after an agreed deal is made beforehand.
This customer pisses me off! He wants me to do this slide in for him first inorder for me to get paid.
by alwaysgettinfucked July 12, 2010
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slide

to insert one's foot into someone's vagina or anus.
If you really want to lose your V-Card with a bang, try to slide into first base.
by Tom Hayes May 16, 2006
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