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two smoke

primitive internal combustion engine, powered by tank of burning fossils. easily distinguishing by voluminous clouds of blue smoke. Favourite bike choice of sooky floundering bench racers complaining of fouled spark plugs and cracked reed valves, whilst prophecising the ease of the 12 "simple & inexpensive" rebuilds per annum. get an effie and learn to ride!!!
completely blinded by unwaivering devotion to neanderthal technology 'kx250' could not see that his two smoke clanger is a piece of junk
by fingalhead August 17, 2006
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Smoker's Signature

A Smoker's Signature is a way to tell if someone smokes but this method is not 100% accurate but it can be used as an indicator that someone smokes.

The actual signature is that when a smoker sneezes they will not make much sound because their lungs can't hold in as much air as non-smokers can. Their lungs are often constricted as if they have asthma and therefore will not retain much air inhaled before they sneeze.
Jackie has a distinct Smoker's Signature, her sneezes are tiny compared to her swimmer friend.
by Sid Barrett February 2, 2008
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Smoke Out N Pass Out

When it's mornin I Wake N Bake
When it's night I Smoke Out N Pass Out
by SmokedOutAllDay January 22, 2011
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smoke city

sebastian, Florida
it's called smoke city because it is so boring here there is nothing to do but smoke trees
Mike Jones: lets go to smoke city!
Slim Thug: iight, i hear they got some dank shit there!
by alex campione November 25, 2007
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Smoke and Coke

In the U.S. Navy, in some commands, this is a term meaning "break time". You can use the head (restroom), have a smoke, drink a cola drink, share a joke, talk about anything. AKA "Coke and Joke".
We're in a specialty school and it's 1 o'clock. Time for a Smoke and Coke.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 28, 2009
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chain smoker

someone who cant just smoke one cigarette in one sitting. When they smoke their first cigarette, they cant just smoke half of it or most of it, they smoke the entire thing till the burning ash is touching their fingers so they could get every single bit of it and then before tossing the already burnt piece of nothing, they take out another cigarette and light the next one with the burning cigarette of nothing in their hands and use that to light that next cigarette so they dont have to waste their already used lighter in case it doesnt work anymore. These people are hopelessly addicted and cant find their fucking life.
I know a chain smoker whos a tar breath shit stinking fuckup
by tatomuck1 April 5, 2009
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