grape salad

When a women shoots grapes out of her asshole and vagina, simultaneously, into a bowl, while shes in a car or airplane.

Gee Sally, that grape salad you did last week was pretty raunchy, i can still smell it in my car!

by Brooke and Jessa Inc June 17, 2008

tuna salad

(n) 1. an orgy
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners

Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)

A tuna salad is a great way to liven up your next company picnic.

by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004

poop salad

cracking an egg on top of a chick's ass crack, waiting until the yoke eclipses the asshole, then poking threw it to start ass fucking

If you want to ass fuck that bitch, but don't have the k-y just give her a poop salad

by ToKewl4U October 15, 2010

Southwest Chicken Salad

When you cum in a girls ass too much and it pools up between her cheeks, like salad dressing.

Man im tired, just finished making a southwest chicken salad

by JHs JH May 10, 2007

tossed salad surgery

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)

As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.

by Lord Mike March 18, 2004

culero salad

1. sucking on some brown eye
2. getting a mouth full of poop shoot
3. making out with the butthole
4. sticking your tounge in the wrong hole
5. tolling the salad
6. what the make you do in county

i went to sizzlers and they gave me culero salad

by panuela gomez April 28, 2003

dressing the salad

What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.

Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"

by r.c.586 June 2, 2009