punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023

soggy punch

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob

Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.

by dograw April 15, 2019

Skin Punch

An unlubed chode that hurts going into woman.

Girl 1: How was the one night stand last night?
Girl 2: Its was terrible. He gave me a Skin Punch

by Skin punch June 11, 2022

Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non-physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)

I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.

by NomadWordMaker January 8, 2021

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

windex punch

1. Blue raspberry lemonade flavored koolaid
2. Literal windex

1. Wow, this “windex punch” is so good!
2. I wonder what windex tastes like

by #1 Banana April 20, 2018