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pit of no return

That little hole in between two car seats, where once something falls in, it is way too difficult to retrieve.
Some of my coins slid into the Pit of No Return the other day, and I gave up trying to get them back after 20 minutes grueling effort.
by b o n k April 14, 2021
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The Pit

One of the greatest halo maps of all time. Runnin to the tower for snipes, pushing in that hallway to contest for rockets, man those were good days.
Me: Hey yo John next match is The Pit.
John: Hell yeah this map is dope!
by if u read this ur het March 9, 2020
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russian mosh pit

A russian mosh pit is when a large group of soldiers are forced to have gay sex in a pit as a disciplinary action.
> Vladimir, for stealing the commander's vodka, you have been sentenced to a russian mosh pit!

> ебать!
by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024
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Floridian Hippie Tar Pit

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"
"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"
by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023
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The Pit

The middle of the school year. The time where you feel like school will never end.
by xX_Boss_Xx August 23, 2017
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Sarlacc Pit

A reference to the creature in Return of the Jedi:
Sarlacc Pit (noun): a vagina so dangerous or diseased looking that you worry it would eat your dick alive, or,
a vagina so amazing that you that you go for it even at risk of death
(First definition - negative connotation): I was with this girl last night, and she was really hot. But when we got into the bedroom, I saw she had a Sarlacc Pit, and I immediately put on my pants and ran home.
(Second definition - positive connotation): I was about to have sex with this other guy’s girl, and she said, “If my man finds out, he will kill you.” But I looked at her vagina and saw it was a sweet sweet Sarlacc Pit, so I said, “Let’s go for it… I’ll take my chances.”
by Señor Beezerton June 23, 2025
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Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.
Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)
by Steorge February 6, 2020
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