A Colonial Ages pirate who would literally take down ships in the Central Americas in search for pineapples. A pineapple pirate was under the expression that the East India Trading Company had been smuggling coins and maps through the insides of pineapples. The pineapple pirates didn't last long as this fatal joke got the best of them. They were permanently extinguished when trying to pirate the ship "The Augury" who didn't have any pineapples, but lots and lots of guns.
Pineapple Pirates: "Hey you, give us all your pineapples or die"
The Augury: "Is this some kind of joke?"
Pineapple Pirates: "Yes it is called fatal humor"
The Augury: "Humorous because this is a British Warship"
The Augury: "Is this some kind of joke?"
Pineapple Pirates: "Yes it is called fatal humor"
The Augury: "Humorous because this is a British Warship"
by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009
Get the Pineapple Piratemug. "Dude, did you see that episode of Naruto the other day?"
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"
-> Example by Yakushi--Kabuto @ deviantART.com
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"
-> Example by Yakushi--Kabuto @ deviantART.com
by dA addict June 23, 2009
Get the Pirate's privatesmug. An ironically affectionate term for a woman. Often the superficial definition of whore or slut is used and implied, but most usages don't actually imply the woman is a "whore" or "hooker" but in fact its a joking compliment to a woman's personality when she is singles and looking for a partner.
Synonym:pirate wench
Synonym:pirate wench
by Turtledee November 22, 2015
Get the pirate hookermug. After oral sex the man jerks off at the girls face and puts his into her left eye. Then he kicks her right leg. The girl becomes angry and wants to chase the guy. She has her eye closed and can't walk good and looks like a pirate.
by KillaKennedyKlan May 27, 2016
Get the horny piratemug. A person who presumes to know everything about every agenda item in a meeting and talks over the assigned presenter. This person interjects their experiences and opinions regardless of relevancy, accuracy or interest.
"Who presented at the conference?"
"well, 5 people were supposed to, but the agenda pirate kept taking over"
"Today, the agenda pirate took over and explained the lives and responsibilities of teachers and students in China, even though she has never been there"
"well, 5 people were supposed to, but the agenda pirate kept taking over"
"Today, the agenda pirate took over and explained the lives and responsibilities of teachers and students in China, even though she has never been there"
by smartypants2011 January 26, 2011
Get the agenda piratemug. by ditch_doc March 22, 2015
Get the porn piratemug. A warrior of the night
Started as a fad in the late 1970s to terrorize those who had not yet expirenced the german Sausagefest it escaladted into a full blown culture storm centered in San Fransisco where acts of terror are preformed every night
Started as a fad in the late 1970s to terrorize those who had not yet expirenced the german Sausagefest it escaladted into a full blown culture storm centered in San Fransisco where acts of terror are preformed every night
by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004
Get the Butt Piratemug.