pirate passage

when a scurvy young scaly wag whants to be a part of the crew, they get on their knees, and let a trusted mate pour rum all down their gizzzaaarrd while two swabys beat em with de sticks .. ha

that dirty dog took the pirate passage .. yyyaaaarrrerggg

by never d mind August 6, 2008

pirate hooker

An ironically affectionate term for a woman. Often the superficial definition of whore or slut is used and implied, but most usages don't actually imply the woman is a "whore" or "hooker" but in fact its a joking compliment to a woman's personality when she is singles and looking for a partner.

Synonym:pirate wench

Oh my god Susan, I can't believe you're into him! You're such a pirate hooker!

by Turtledee November 22, 2015

porn pirate

Someone so addicted to porn, they'll view it any where and it's all they think or talk about

Tommy is a real porn pirate - he even watches it at work

by ditch_doc March 22, 2015

Pirate's privates

Meaning something is 'the best', like the 'bees knees'

Created by;
Yakushi--Kabuto @ deviantART.com

"Dude, did you see that episode of Naruto the other day?"
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"

-> Example by Yakushi--Kabuto @ deviantART.com

by dA addict June 23, 2009

horny pirate

After oral sex the man jerks off at the girls face and puts his into her left eye. Then he kicks her right leg. The girl becomes angry and wants to chase the guy. She has her eye closed and can't walk good and looks like a pirate.

I gave her a horny pirate last night

She became a horny pirate.

by KillaKennedyKlan May 27, 2016

agenda pirate

A person who presumes to know everything about every agenda item in a meeting and talks over the assigned presenter. This person interjects their experiences and opinions regardless of relevancy, accuracy or interest.

"Who presented at the conference?"
"well, 5 people were supposed to, but the agenda pirate kept taking over"

"Today, the agenda pirate took over and explained the lives and responsibilities of teachers and students in China, even though she has never been there"

by smartypants2011 January 26, 2011

Butt Pirate

A warrior of the night

Started as a fad in the late 1970s to terrorize those who had not yet expirenced the german Sausagefest it escaladted into a full blown culture storm centered in San Fransisco where acts of terror are preformed every night

dude, i just got owned by a Butt Pirate

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004