Slam Pig

Big fat ugly whore who thinks she is the hottest shit to ever touch the face of the Earth. In reality the only people who fuck her are drunk college kids who need an easy fuck at a party, or basically anybody desperate enough to fuck something so fat, so ugly, and so used up.

Dude, I can't believe Steve fucked that Slam Pig!" "I know man, but he was wicked drunk, he probably would've fucked your mother if it was his only option." "Fuck you man, she's dead!" "EXACTLY!

by Big Red36 November 19, 2010

pig in a blanket

an uncircumcised peen. having extra meat.

do you have a pig in a blanket? are u ashamed?

by purpie February 13, 2005

guinea pig

Any car exceeding the speed limit, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the "Guinea Pig" will get caught in any Speed Trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way.

I always look for a "Guinea Pig" when I have to drive through the city. It makes it so much easier to make good timing safely.

by Rawhide January 13, 2006

pig bastard

a person and/or family that lives in squalor and filth, usually with trash scattered around the house and/or mobile home

Why doesn't that pig bastard get a fine for such filth in the front of his house!

by *~{;-) July 13, 2010

pig digger

A man that likes to sleep with really obese women.

Jason was a pig digger.

by Chi-Town Kid September 12, 2014

Straight to Pig

Fingering a girl in the ass, as in rooting around in the dirty hole.

I heard Jenny likes it dirty, so I bypassed the tuna taco and went straight to pig.

by HorneyBob December 16, 2008

pig vegan

as vegan is when you don’t eat animals, pig vegan is where your vegan towards pigs.
therefore you don’t eat pork.

emilie doesn’t eat pork, she is pig vegan

by aykmeii December 15, 2018