Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.

“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”

“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”

“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”

by Quiksilver86 May 11, 2011

pantarant

- noun, originating from rap music, first heard used by Birdman a.k.a. Baby from Cash Money Millionaries; used to describe weak, loser indvidual/s or underachievers; similar to 50 cent's wanksta

"listen to this dope track, you pantarants"

by gunter July 6, 2003

Paint your pallet

When a guy is getting a bj, the pallet is the top of your mouth, his skeet paints your pallet.

She says " I want you to paint my pallet!"

He says " Can I paint your pallet?"

by BJ painting October 10, 2008

paint a birmingham

To reconcile, rebuilding a lost relationship.

After years of silence, I had to "paint a birmingham" and our relationship is better than ever.

by pseudosquid January 25, 2009

pantankled

The physical state of standing with your pants around your ankles, awkwardly, and with much embarrassment.

She tried to focus on her balance as she teetered there on the tree stump in the woods, awkwardly pantankled, trying her best not to pee on her shoes.

by kvalls September 3, 2009

painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.

Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.

by colonelangusboregardthesecond December 10, 2010

pant trout

slang for a man's penis

i can see that guy's pant trout from here

by kittytac November 15, 2011