Paint the Barn

Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.

It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.

I am really worried that I will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. I ate falafel for lunch and ... I am feeling the bubbling of some sticky turds already.

by A. J. Cockandballs October 3, 2007

finger-painting

code word for smoking pot

Lets fingerpaint tonight.

by Jen March 29, 2003

paintball-shit-fuck

Someone who shoves a paintball up their ass and shoots it out with a fart.

Karen is such a paintball-shit-fuck!

by Brizzle Fo Shizzle January 9, 2008

taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

Whatever paints your wagon

Another way of saying "whatever works for you.

see "whatever floats your boat"

Rob: What are you doing?
Mike: eating mokey brains
Rob: Eh, whatever paints your wagon

by Rob Fiznoz June 11, 2005

The Painter

The Painter is someone who thinks they are always right. Says random and retarded things that makes no sense, and continues to argue a point that is completely wrong until the other person gives up just so he can win.

Makes up random statistics.

Jake: So bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!

Brian: You are such a Painter!

The Painter.

by ONUwrestlinstats January 31, 2010

ain't no paint in that yank

Adjective, meaning that something will fail, or won't work.
also means something is wrong.

When a person, who is high, tells you that you should ride a dolphin like a skateboard and do a 360 in mid air.

you'd say " Man...ain't no paint in that yank!"

by Guffmasta5000 August 22, 2009