nickel navigator

shitty ass cheap car

Joe Dirt drives a nickel navigator

by tony January 8, 2004

monkey navigated

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Old Navy Medium

A girl that would be considered large or even extra large by any standard of measurement, but is called medium by the one who sleeps with her in an attempt to validate her size. Similar to Old Navy selling large clothes at a smaller size.

This shirt fits so well and its medium!
-Yeah but it's an Old Navy Medium...

She wasn't big man, she was medium.
-That woman was an Old Navy Medium.

by jdf5555 October 1, 2010

fuzzy navel

A fruity drink - where fruity does not mean containing the taste of fruits, but rather that the person ordering it is either a girl, a pussy, or a homo. Friends that witness this order should feel obligated to drop the pew gun on this idiot for being such a flamboyant wuss.

Doug: Hey can I get a Fuzzy Navel?
Bartender: Sure (gives look of disgust).
Kevin: Dude, what are you, a little candy ass bitch?
Doug: They taste good and they get you fucked up.
Kevin: Wow... you, my friend, are officially a pussy.

by Young Sheebs May 13, 2006

navy socks

sock used by seamen first class and below.

You sea dogs drop your cocks! grab your navy socks! hit the decks! you are in the navy now not behind a plow.

by itichie_nocanpo June 19, 2006

navel gazing

Hungrily staring at belly-buttons, esp those bedazzled.

Bro, that chick just caught you navel gazing.

by new_gazer August 2, 2010

Navy

The gay, retarded kid brother of the Marine Corps.

Navy Sailor: "Marines suck!!"

(Marine slits squids throat)

by killydood January 22, 2009