Muff

A comical saying, commonly used as an ending to an insult, includes the forms of muffing, muffed, muffs or muff-dick. It can be used as an expression of disappointment or disgust usually after a ugly bricked shot in a game of 4 on 4 Lifetime basketball or in the situation of guy getting rejected by the hot girl next door, who is also a slut. In noun form, calling somebody a Muff is basically like saying, wow you're an extremely lame asshole with no game of any sort. This phrase is used by teenagers throughout Minnesota and can surprisingly indicate joy or laughter when said in a easy-going predicament.

EXAMPLE #1
Joe to Dave - "Hey nice shot asshole! *Fart noise* MUFFFFFFFFFFFF!"

Dave to Joe - "Oh fuck you dude."

EXAMPLE #2
Jake - "Bro did you end up getting your ding dong rubbed by that slew next door?"
Armin - "Nah man, I thought I had her on lockdown but her dad was home."
Jake- "Hahahahaha muffffffffffffffffffffffffff"

EXAMPLE #3
Reggie - "Did you hear about the new shake-weight? It looks like somebody's masturbating when they use it."
Damian - "Oh no way hahaha, that's only something a muff would use."
Reggie - "Shit, these damn muffs are taking over the world nowadays!"

by Pizza guy 101 September 1, 2013

Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

by Mega muffster May 29, 2012

Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.

by Bebebox January 1, 2012

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

Muff Snuffing

The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.

Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.

by teresa.is.a.slut August 6, 2011

Muff Gruff

The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.

If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.

by Stevile September 4, 2011

Manky Muff

Normally a female has a manky muff caused by Stds / Stis by having unprotected sex

Dam that girl has a "Manky muff" she must have completed tinder/bado/snapchat

by ej2095 January 2, 2024