schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

guzzle monster

A creature that guzzles down everyone's alcohol

"That bitch just took my alcohol what a guzzle monster!!"

"Damn it guzzle monster not again"

by gabbyrakaguzzlemonster December 27, 2015

Slink Monster

A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.

" There slink monster is again; drinking beer and running over side-part with her monster car. "

by Yogirunner July 29, 2016

kush monster

When you like get high

I might invite Lauren around for a kush monster later

by BanterSlut June 7, 2016

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

pique monster

a person who always gets hurt over the smallest, most insignificant things. usually very vocal about how they feel in order to let everyone know who or what hurt them.

girl: hey
pique monster: what the fuck did you just call me?

by piquemonster July 10, 2017

Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

by Penni234 March 10, 2018