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moist signature

When you have to sign on paper, in ink, not just do an e-signature. A "real" signature.
You have to take that document to a notary and get a moist signature.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.
by JonCoinedIt December 24, 2023
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Moishe Pupik

A guy who walks around acting like he is a big deal or someone who knows what they are talking about but he is just a huge nothing.
Who is this Moishe Pupik running around talking to everyone like he owns the place. ?
by Napoleon in rags99 January 12, 2024
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Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.
I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.
by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024
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Moist

A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.
Post 2011: “you’re wet

Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”

“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024
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Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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Moist jerry

You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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Moisty

A little more wet than moist
The towel isn't dry it's moisty
by Helvis wallard March 29, 2024
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