Piss on the moon

Something so unachievable that there is just no point in trying.

Kick my ass?!! you'd have better luck trying to "Piss on the moon."

by Blkdaimond May 31, 2011

A man from the Moon

Someone who is not aware what's going on right now, who looks dreaming, torn off reality.

-Could you tell me please what date is it today?
-Hello. are you a man from the Moon?

by FromRussia March 8, 2015

Mad Eye Moody

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friend(s) and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Mad Eye Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.

- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Mad Eye Moody, huh? :P

by Aquarii May 27, 2019

foul mood

Foul mood can best be described as a mood in which one no longer feels happy or content.
Foul moodedness can be associated with being grumpy, being an asshole, or just flat out being a cunt to others.
One who is in a foul mood will not want to deal with stupid people, talk to anyone, or may feel the need to curse anyone or anything out.

I was working and having such a great day today. Then a customer told me I was stupid and ruined it.
I'm in such a foul mood right now.

by JenJentastic September 20, 2013

Keith Moon

The single greatest drummer and rock star of all time. Played for The Who. He lived a reckless, care free life that eventually led to his death at age 31 of a drug overdose on September 7th, 1978. He was known for blowing up his drum set, and also kicking it over a lot. Singuarly the greatest musician to ever live.

Don't take my word for it, go out and buy Tommy or Live At Leeds.

by Sparky December 22, 2004

moose paw

similar to a camel toe, only bigger.

1."check out the moose paw on that bitch. could her daisy dukes be any tighter?!?"
2. "damn, her moosepaw's as huge as a catchers mitt!"

by the moose paw militia August 2, 2008

Moon Ass

A woman's gluteus maximus that is mainly constructed of cellulite. Due to the lack of muscle the ass is covered in dimples, loose spots, and has an appearance that resembles the moon: a cratered surface.

"Yo I heard you got with Sarah, how was that fat ass of hers?"
"Shit was nasty dude! Bitch's ass was filled with dimples and it was loose as fuck!"
"Damn, really! I never thought Sarah would have moon ass!"

by Spenceykins January 19, 2014