Get Your Math Jab!

When educators worldwide join forces to pose grades pre-K–12 Covid-19-related math questions, and to encourage students to have a shot at them, which aims at honing their problem solving skills and protecting them against illogical or irrational thinking.

With millions of people presently being vaccinated against COVID-19, the time couldn’t be more apt during this pandemic for math teachers and homeschoolers to promote the “Get Your Math Jab!” slogan to their students and children.

by MathPlus April 30, 2021

Joe Biden Math

To make up some magical fairytale number that sounds good.

Damn your boy must be using Joe biden math cause he’s about 3 beers deep.

by Feastmodechevy February 21, 2022

Fuzzy Math

Horrible Math Skills.

Thanks to my fuzzy math skills, i didn't have to worry about college. No, seriously.

by Q-Bert March 17, 2003

Bro-Math

The ability to instantly add up the weights on a bar-bell or perform any other "In The Gym" calculations almost instantly.

"45, 10 and 5 on each side that's 165lb"(Marcin)

"Dood, you hit 405 for like 3, that means you should probably max out at like 435." That's some real Bro-Math

by Tiny G December 14, 2012

Gypsy math

This type of maths is usually used in grade 12 and higher maths. Gypsy math is when you have no clue what to do, so you just solve for something in hope that it will give you partial marks.

Guy: How was the test?

Girl: I don't know.. I just did some gypsy math.

by sashka22 February 18, 2013

discrete math

The retarded step child of algebra. Completely useless math in life.

You ride the short bus and you take discrete math, you must be retarded.

by MGS December 10, 2005

The Sanitization of Singapore Math

When fertile or fitting real-life or contextual questions and math tidbits or humor in a math textbook, submitted to Singapore’s Ministry of Education (MOE) for approval, are often rejected for politically incorrect reasons, or because the items could potentially be perceived to be linked to politics, race, religion, or sex.

Items like “Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not divide by zero!” and phrases like “beautiful curves,” “immoral algebra,” and “juicy little theorem” are banned without being given valid reasons—aren’t these rejections part of the sanitization of Singapore math to only publish sterilized or sterile contents to satisfy the mathematical wants of a humorously or prudishly challenged audience or readership?

by MathPlus September 5, 2021