Julia Heimlich

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with the proper heimlich technique they start giving you the most vicious backshots.

"Oh my god he's fucking choking!!"

"Why are you using the Julia Heimlich?"

by barkey July 25, 2025

Julia Heimlich

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with proper heimlich technique, but instead they give you backshots while your choking.

"Bro, someone help this guy he's choking!" -Person 1

"Don't rape him what the fuck is wrong with you?" -Person 1

"I'm giving him a Julia Heimlich" -Person 2

by barkey July 25, 2025

Juilany

A grilled cheese or toasty with pepperoni and bacon bits

Wow this juilany is amazing.

by Badaktor September 29, 2025

Julia

Pretty but can be a compulsive gaslighter.

Julia gaslit me for the 6 7th time today!

by rndeep October 26, 2025

Julia will always miss Joe more

Julia will always feel the deepest yearning for her best friend Joe. Her heart will constantly ache in the absence of his presence. Regardless of Joes lies, these are the facts. jj.

Perfecto like Larry Lovestein - "Joe could never miss Julia more" " Its quite clear Julia will always miss Joe more"

by jjmotherfuknforsh November 4, 2025

Julia

Julia is a super slow person. She'll take all day to do the simplest tasks. For instance, she blows each nostril individually for 30 seconds each when blowing her nose. Sooooo slow!

Hurry up! Don't be a Julia!

by SlimAmish November 27, 2025

A Julia

A term coined from a well known (but true) folk tale. ‘A Julia’ refers to someone who is in denial of something that is obviously true. The origin of a term came from a girl named Julia, who couldn’t read whatsoever, yet she would swear that she could, even that she was an avid reader. Her name was eventually coined as a slang term.

He clearly can’t play violin, yet he claims to be a virtuous. What A Julia am I right?

by Speaker of Facts April 8, 2021