Joey

When someone is so unbelievably unfunny that all you can do is call them a Joey and laugh in pity.

Bro, you are being such a joey right now.

by JoeyTron3000 November 5, 2025

San Jose joey

When a janitor teaches you how to wrestle

Look at that janitor doing a San Jose Joey on that kid

by Moonaki December 9, 2025

Joey

A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.

Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.

Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.

Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.

Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?

by Gazza2607 February 8, 2025

joey g

super huge dong and very pretty smile love you joey

oh my god i wanna suck joey g right now

by joeys_girlfriend March 23, 2025

Joey

A very great man who is cute, handsome, amazing, trust worthy, kind, caring , and makes the best boyfriend.

"Look there's Joey"

by AAMAOZNGF June 27, 2024

Joey

Also known as 'Uluru' due to his dark beige skin tone, Joey is a human (not a kangaroo, though he may be mistaken for one) who has as many brain cells as words on this page. Some of his annoying habits include using a Gen Z accent when around a particular individual called Harry

"hI uLuRU."-Harry
"hEllO HaRRy"-Joey

by HammyShoe July 13, 2024

Joey Callahan

An awesome, attractive youth minister. It also means to be the GOAT. He also typically makes really bad calls in games. A Joey Callahan is also typically super strong and buff.

Dude, he's definitely a Joey Callahan.

by RFBC Youth July 21, 2024