Circle Jerk

When taylor and pascal jerk each other off in a room alone without anyone knowing. But in reality they are gay for each other.

other wise means gay.

Dude you circle jerk. (directed towards pascal or taylor)
Taylor and pascal always circle jerk.

Ahh ur pulling a circle jerk bro.

by the master funk August 27, 2011

jerk

A slang adjective used to describe someone or something that is almost completely retarded or has no functional value.

There is no way im going to watch the The Grudge 2. The first one was fucking jerk.

by Nick Hanson August 31, 2006

jerk

..beef-jerk-y

I want some more beef jerky

by freak July 16, 2003

Circle Jerk

When men stand around in a circle, and jack off onto a cookie, and the last one to cum on it has to eat it.

hahahahah Jon u jizzed last, eat that shit MOFO

by Trevor dear December 13, 2003

Jerbonics

The ability to mutilate the english language by impropertly using it in the correct context. Jerbonics can be controlled by attending school and learning to read/write before the age of 15. If not caught early, can lead to obesity and the uncontrollable urge to pleasure one with foreign objects.

"that his the question isn't it." ....his = is

"I'm frantically typing hear. Shenequa is flying around up here."....hear=here

I could go on and on....but will stop the bleeding now.

"I was giving myself the "shocker" and accidentally went Jerbonics on this email"

by BigDaddyV January 20, 2006

Jerk Blossom

A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro

Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom

by Sew Ugh January 13, 2009

Jerk Tard

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

by 91EMC June 13, 2010