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Jerika

The most amazing sexiest funniest person to be around. When around her you feel so ugly just cause she's too sexy. An unreal partier who everyone wants to party with. Every guy wants her. She's the coolest person out there. Everyone wishes to be her
Why can't i be a Jerika?
by lawlsjbeaaar October 18, 2011
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Jered

a person who is known by many and feared by those who don't know him. Which makes him like superman in a way cause you wouldn't wanna fuck with him. You fucking bitch
"Jered where are my fucking car keys"
Jered- I don't fucking know bitch
by Pittsburg pig fighter October 30, 2008
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Jersey Redneck

There are more Jersey Rednecks than you once believed!

Jersey rednecks typically dwell in backwood areas within Philadelphian surburbs, where there is still plenty of rural land for the blue collar folk. Almost every Jersey redneck owns a chevy pickup truck, which they park in their "driveway", which is not really a driveway but an area of their lawn in which grass isn't growing. Their front yards are home to various appliances and vehicles that no longer function, somehow finding their way there. Jersey rednecks love Marlboro cigarettes (because Newports are for "negroes" and Camels are for "A-rabs"), Skoal, Budweiser, Natural Ice and especially Keystone. The origins of their slow southern accent is mysterious, though speculation reveals that it is probably from listening to too much Lynyrd Skynyrd. Instead of "you guys" they will say "youz guys", and "tuh'marry" instead of "tomorrow". The Jersey redneck's idea of a dream vacation is a week-long trip to Wildwood.
No one thought hicks lived so far north until the Jersey redneck was discovered.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 6, 2004
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Jerk Circus

A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.
How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009
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new jersey

I recently moved to NJ from Connecticut. I came here knowing and pretty much believing all of the negative stereotypes about NJ (like "NJ - the armpit of America" -- one of my personal favorites). But I had NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN THERE. Alot of others on this site have done an excellent job of debunking the myths about NJ & its people, so I'll just add this: I'm a million times happier in this state than I ever was or could be in CT and so is just about everybody I know. Nuff said? I'm so glad I'm no longer the superficial, mean, bigoted, insecure tight ass that I was in CT.
The Garden State (NJ nickname)
"NJ - Keeping It Real" (unofficial motto)
Join the Human Race -- move to New Jersey (my advice)
A bit-o-history: Some statesman in the 1700s compared NJ to an immense barrel, filled with good things to eat and open at both ends, with Pennsylvanians grabbing from one end and the New Yorkers from the other. Perhaps PA & NY have drained the periphery areas of NJ so much that they are now the blight that gives NJ such a bad rap. Just a thought.
by BVM June 5, 2005
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circle jerks

In addition to all the group masturbation definitions,
The Circle Jerks are a hardcore punk band formed circa 1979 in Hermosa Beach, California. It was formed by Black Flag's original singer, Keith Morris, and future Bad Religion guitarist Greg Hetson. They were among the preeminent punk bands of the L.A. scene in the early 1980s.
After seeing the Circle Jerks show and getting our asses kicked in the pit, my friends and I participated in a circle jerk in John's van.
by Napoleon Bonerhard August 16, 2007
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South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.
Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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