power geek with all the hook ups

power geek with all the hook up - a tool, fool, nerd or geek of the highest caliber

Rich was a great judge of on knowing who is a power geek with all the hook ups and was not afraid of sharing this vital information.

by TooSick4U April 20, 2008

hooker

a person (usually a woman) who performs sex with people for money. Hookers usually stand on the side of the road with not much clothes on and wait for a john to pull up and take her to a secluded spot to perform sex.

the hooker performed sex with a young john.

by The Sex Doctor August 15, 2010

hook

(v) The act of hooking, such as a hooker does. That is, fornicating for monetary compensation.

She doesn't have a real job; she hooks for money.

by plasticus March 7, 2004

Rusty Hook

A Rusty Hook is when you are wiping your arse and your finger accidentally rips through the toilet paper and you get a little bit of shit on your finger.

"Dude, I was just taking a shit and... When wiping my finger tore through the fucking toilet paper..."

"Rusty Hook!!!"

by BigLeeBrink October 20, 2013

Captain Hook

When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.

Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.

by Chilidog February 3, 2007

wut da hook gon be

dumb song by murphy lee

"wut da hook gon be? we dont need no fuckin hook on dis beat!" that IS the hook dumbass!

by ... April 16, 2004

hoochy mamma hooker hoe

a hoochy mamma hooker hoe is a person who the word hooch or hooker or even hoe is not enought to discribe that person.

"you are shuch a hoochy mamma hooker hoe!"

by NaLiJoCa November 14, 2006