farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015

one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion

He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom

by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015

One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015

Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James October 19, 2015

Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.

I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.

by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016