by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021
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Used to Inflict permeant social anxiety and severe trust anxiety.
Used to Inflict permeant social anxiety and severe trust anxiety.
Gamer1 - “Guys help they're rushing Goblin now I need help!”
Gamer2 - “Whats goblin?!”
Gamer1 - “Goblin this dick! HA HA!”
Gamer2 - “Whats goblin?!”
Gamer1 - “Goblin this dick! HA HA!”
by the barry the barry the barry May 13, 2021
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Get the goblin strat mug.A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.
Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.
When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021
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Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021
Get the Oil goblin mug.A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.
“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”
“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”
“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”
by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021
Get the Cobble Goblin mug.A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.
This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.
Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.
Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."
*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*
"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*
"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
by Dracoriax June 13, 2021
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