Fruit Roll-Up

Basically, a gay drive-by shooting.

Damn, did you hear about that Fruit Roll-up?

by Thicc boi thicc January 19, 2018

Low Hanging Fruit

Midget balls.

Elves have low hanging fruit.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Nigerian fruit basket

while partners are engaged in sexual acts the female has her legs placed behind her head in a basket like shape and the male places his genitalia (cock and balls) into the vagina simultaneously.

Mitch: Hey man you know that girl from the bar last night

Tom: Yeah what about her

Mitch: I went to give her the Nigerian fruit basket and she suprisingly took it all.

by whale stabber mcgee February 24, 2011

Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

Fruit Pastel Game

A game where one partner takes a fruit pastel and inserts it into either the vagina or anus, the other partner will then suck the fruit pastel out taking with it all the various juices and diseases.

"Hey Joe, how did you get all them warts on your face?"
"Aw Joe, me and Suzanne played the fruit pastel game last night and well you know what Sue is like."

by tommydoug November 18, 2009

angry fruit salad

a gui that has too damn many bright colours

bill: bah look at that gui it looks like angry fruit salad
pill: ya its 2 colorful

by unusu-al September 12, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.

My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.

by DaddieDoWerk December 3, 2015