Cackle Fruit 

Eggs.

Definition brought into existance by Pirates and other swashbuckling folk.

Some (misinformed) people think the Three Stooges invented this phrase, but they didn't - although it was probably the first time any Americans ever heard of it. Poor sheltered beings.

Aaaar matey, fry some cackle fruit and we'll be having ourselves a feast.

Cackle Fruit by Keira June 17, 2004

Forbidden Fruit

The Forbidden Fruit or Tide Pod is a delicious snack usable by all people.

Edgy Kid: Wanna eat Forbidden Fruit in class later Jimmy.
Teacher: Don’t those contain bleach and detergent?
Jimmy: ——————

Forbidden Fruit by Roland Bates January 16, 2018

Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.

Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*

Low hanging fruit by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Butt Fruit 

Fruit from ones Anal cavity.

Roger enjoyed munching casually on Kevins oderferous butt fruit.

Butt Fruit by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Anti-fruit basket

A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.

They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers

Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!

Anti-fruit basket by Enemy of the Demon February 26, 2009

dried fruit 

Large variety of dried fruit items can be mixed together or eaten separately Full of fiber and very healthy.

She had to eat a lot of dried fruit on her diet.

She loves to eat dried apricots.

dried fruit by Lee Ryder March 5, 2009

head fruit 

Giving head with fruit in your mouth.

Give me some head fruit

head fruit by Headgiver10 March 3, 2016