fair to midland

A Texas-native band whose wide range of talent has made them amazingly unique. They are currently under Serjical Strike Records

Ranging from the melody of Mars Volta to heavy guitar riffs. The singer tops it off with vocals with the high pitch that sounds like Coheed & Cambria to demonic growls similar to that of Job For A Cowboy.

They are also known for giving one of the best live performances available today.

They have (as of now) released 4 albums:
The Carbon Copy Silver Lining (2001, still under no label)
Inter.Funda.Stifle (2004, FTF)
The Drawn and Quartered EP (2006, Serjical Strike Records)

And finally, their first OFFICIAL full-length album:
Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True (2007, Serjical Strike Records/Universal Republic)

Fair To Midland did an amazing job at the concert last night. I was amazed at their extreme talent. I'm definitely buying their cd.

by Marshall D. August 31, 2007

fair-weather friend

A friend who is only nice to you when it's convenient. Someone who's wishy-washy. Someone who is a "backstabber." Someone who abandons you in certain situations.

Every time you're with Bob, you won't hang out with me. You're such a fair-weather friend.

by Greg October 26, 2003

laissez-faire

Let it be!

Laissez-faire for now.

by adrienne honeyman August 20, 2003

faith no more

One of the best things to happen to music ever. The original crossover band. However, their experimental music inspired an incredibly manufactured crap sound of bands such as limp biscuit and 311. That makes them one of the most incredibly misinterpreted bands as well.

I listen to the band Faith No More all the time.

by Traveling Bob July 28, 2006

Daily Fail

A thread posted by a troll on a message board that is anti-minority with the sole source being a link to a story in the scaremongering rag the Daily Mail (or the Daily Express or The Sun) that invariably turns out to be completely innocent and harmless.

Troll: "Muslim immigrants are eating BRITISH hamsters!!!!!! dailymail.co.uk/someshit/9454/lies"
Member: "Oh two Daily Fails in one day - well done."

by PabloDX9 August 21, 2009

Weed Fairy

A person who does not deal weed but always has weed and smokes you down all the time.

"Dude how do you afford to smoke everyday?"

"I have a weed fairy"

by ihaveaweedfairy October 13, 2009

fairy

A small, weak, stupid being

A wizard is better than a fairy.

by FootyBooty January 21, 2012