Dry Dick Energy

An upgraded version of small dick energy.

Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.

If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.

But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.

(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.

(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)

Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.

Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.

Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.

by Some random person, idfk August 12, 2023

long foreskin energy

The energy that comes from a guy who girls would trip over themselves to suck him off and other guys would pay for the privilege of being able to dock with him . So named as a long foreskin lets someone have the amazing feeling of being able to peel back with their lips until their tongue feels the smooth pink head. Furthermore the foreskin protects the head against keratinzation so the person sucking it has the amazing mouth feel of a moist and smooth dick.

Anna: Wow Adam is a really cutie, he just exudes long foreskin energy.

Will: He really does, I don't own a boat but I would love to be his docking buddy.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023

German Shepherd Energy

"German Shepherd Energy" describes the character of an individual, often a young adult or professional, embodying traits reminiscent of a German Shepherd dog. This concept highlights qualities such as vigilance, loyalty, and strong responsibility. Key traits include:

Vigilance: People with this energy are alert, perceptive, and skilled problem solvers due to their watchful nature.

Loyalty: Similar to the breed, they fiercely support friends, family, and colleagues, offering unwavering dependability.

Responsibility: They take commitments seriously, demonstrating organization and often assuming leadership roles in personal and professional life.

Protective Nature: Like German Shepherds, they are caring and watchful, always ready to offer assistance and guidance.

Confidence: They exude self-assuredness, approaching challenges with a no-nonsense attitude.

Work Ethic: They are dedicated to their careers, excelling professionally with diligence and focus.

Alpha Qualities: They may naturally take on leadership roles and exhibit assertiveness, mirroring the alpha-dog qualities of the German Shepherd.

Her German Shepherd Energy shone through as she took charge of the project, ensuring every detail was meticulously planned and executed flawlessly.

by TiboHx October 17, 2023

Fat Cock Energy

Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Fat Cock Energy is the firm and subtle energy emitted by someone who has a delightfully thick phallus and doesn't have to tell you about it. The Fat Cock tells its own story. Not enough people strive for Fat Cock Energy. A surprising amount possess such a gift. People with fat cock energy possess qualities such as competence in whatever position they fill, kindness, humbleness, positivity toward others even when they don't really deserve it, contagious humor, and a "I can make you cum harder than if you were masturbating" aura. Great eyes too.

Mmm. There goes Nathan with that fat cock energy. He makes me feel so comfy and safe but also a little horny.

by NotableDiscomfort November 7, 2023

Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner

The Christmas film. God bless.

Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"

Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!

Wait, wha-

by Dedede Man December 24, 2020

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED)

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

by pdtd April 12, 2022

ey oh more passion more passion more energy more energy more footwork more foot work

a somg that came popular for some odd reason but its something that became a trend

person1: god im tired of running
younger brother: : ey oh more passion more passion more energy more energy more footwork more foot work
person1: ..
person1: i will yeet the baby

by rosymaplemoth November 9, 2023