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East Boston

Know to Bostonians as 'Eastie.' A ghetto section of Boston. There are over "100 hardcore members of MS-13 in the neighborhood." For many decades, the Italian mafia ran shit around here. (They're still around) Today it is predominantly a Hispanic area. (Salvadorian, Columbian, Puerto Rican, Ecuadorian, etc) Although Italian and Polish people live there too. People from Eastie have a distinct Boston accent. (Some words they say may sound like more of a Rhode Island/New York accent.) Eastie can often be affiliated more with the north shore rather than the city of Boston. Even though the best views of downtown are in eastie, in front of the ghettoest projects in all of Boston - Maverick. People from here usually overuse words such as: fuck, yo, cunt, slut, whore, jerk off, etc. (people here usually have a truck drivers mouth and don't care if they offend you to your face.)
ME: "That girl looks like she's from East Boston"
FRIEND: "Yeah, she does look like a bitch."
by Jay ZTN August 22, 2008
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East Side Longo

dumb-ass wetbacks who dont know wut da fuck they talkin bout livin in long beach and bangin east side mutha fucka it's west side, oh by da way burrito burrito burrito
east side longo are dumbass little dicks with little dicks
by SiR Gro February 24, 2005
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Eastern Washington University

A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.
Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.

"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."
by pubefloss33 June 3, 2009
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east jabumblefuck

What you say when describing someones location. Synonyms: jabip, boondocks, boonies etc.
It will take a while to get there, he lives in east jabumblefuck.
by Tyler +_+ March 17, 2005
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East Coast Boogie Man

When a woman simultaneously performs oral sex on a man and massages his head at the same time, thus making her head move up and down while her arms are fully extended and in motion, giving her the appearance of a monster aka the boogieman.
Man, I have to say, I've had some good East Coast Boogie Mans in my day, but nothing compares to one from a basketball player...those long ass arms? Hell yes.
by 00DlEZ October 25, 2010
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Eastwood

Eastwooding involves posting a picture online of yourself talking to an empty chair.

Clint Eastwood opened up for Mitt Romney Thursday night at the Republican National Convention, in a rambling, off-the-teleprompter speech that at one point had him addressing President Barack Obama -- well, an invisible Obama represented by a chair on stage.

The Internet saw Eastwood speaking to an empty chair and responded -- and thus, Eastwooding was born
My dog is eastwooding in the living room (staring at an empty chair like all dogs do)
by Shameless Charlotte August 31, 2012
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