flaming drunk

The state of being so intoxicated, that you can't do anything straight (can't see straight, can't walk straight, etc).

Did you just see her smack into that wall? That girl is flaming drunk!

by lurvesmel November 21, 2010

Funniest Drunk

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.

That Bobby Leane is one of the Funniest Drunk.

by drunkwithnaggan March 29, 2011

Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.

Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!

by for real2 August 16, 2011

Baby-drunk

When someone is so drunk they put on a baby mask and pretend to have a temper tantrum in the middle of a party.

Masks can be found at party stores or on Amazon under "crying baby mask"

"Donnie is completely Baby-drunk with that mask on. Look, everyone is trying to avoid eye contact!"

by LittleLindsey July 16, 2016

Noah Drunk

Getting so drunk you have to leave class and pass out in the bathroom.

Dude last night Caleb, Noah and I got Noah Drunk.

by The biggest Bo May 31, 2018

Pritchard drunk

Insane, embarrassing level of drunkenness. You will lose everything. Forget everything. Fight anyone.

You ain't been drunk until you've been Pritchard drunk.

by Edcnko June 20, 2018

chalk line drunk

after a hard night of drinking you pass out on the ground like your dead and the police should draw a line around your body like at a crime scene

You partied so hard last night I found you chalk line drunk on the floor passed out like a victim of a drive by.

by Rich Apple August 29, 2009