Double Punch-Kick

The Double Punch-Kick is a variation of the Punch-Kick which has become almost as feared as it's attack-of-origin. It differs only in that instead of only attacking with one side of the body, the assailant must jump with his entire body with all of his arms and legs extended.

Victim: I just bought a new Sean Kingston album, what do you think?
Assailant: Oh... you fag *Double Punch-Kicks*

OR

Victim: These are madnesses!
Assailant Madnesses? THESE! ARE! SPARTAS!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard, those hurt.

by Denny Blazen January 14, 2008

Doobie DickSmack

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010

double message

After ignoring a facebook message/text from a playa tryin' to "get with you", they proceed to send a second (or even THIRD) message.
Which you again ignore.

Playa:"lets hang out"
*ignore*
Playa:"whats your number?"
*ignore*
Playa:"we need to chill"
*ignore*

this ^ is a double message.

by Playahata696969 January 24, 2011

Double ass rubber pusher

When a guy tapes a rubber dildo to the back of his waist, puts it into a girls ass, and is fucking another girl up her ass with his actual penis.

"Me, my girlfriend, and her sister tried the Double ass rubber pusher last night. It was fucking awesome."

by THATPERSON123456 November 4, 2011

Double Dragon

When you vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

You're not a real peace corps volunteer until you unleash the double dragon

by Uganda be kidding me May 10, 2016

Double Nut Shot

Nutting on 2 girls at the same time.

I double nut shotted on Janis and Janet

by Swiffer Wet Jet April 6, 2020

Canadian Body Double

The nicer, more respectful and less vulgar version of your true self. Used for business events or first impressions.

I had to meet Kayla's Mother so I brought my Canadian Body Double.

by Q_QUILLIAM May 12, 2016