king kong dong

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003

flong your dong

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

dong jockey

The player in the sport of dong jockey. In the sport 1 person will race against 5 other people riding on chinese ppl named Dong

Get On Your Dong Mr. Jockey

All Dong Jockeys To The Start Line.

by Devon+Katy November 21, 2003

dinker donger

well that is true but also a dinker donger is a dick dick that has been slapped by toph

toph slapped my dinker donger yesterday so i fucking jizzed

by bill parcells November 26, 2006

Magnum dong

When you slap two or three xl magnum condoms on your penis then proceed to have rough sex with another man

My boyfriend magnum donged me last night.

by Plump wang69 January 4, 2020

Gonzo Dong

A Gonzo Dong is a penis that bends, up or down, in a way to make it look like Gonzo's Nose.

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"I dumped a guy because his penis was mishaped and looked like gonzo's nose. I've never seen one so curved!"

by Anonymous November 19, 2004

cheese dong

a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.

How about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that shit whole.

by maxfalco August 28, 2006