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Wait does my crush like me?? 

No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.
Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW
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National fuck your crush day 

National fuck your crush day was made for a w****'s like to fuck people : on October 26th
Hey its national fuck your crush day so that means, you know what

does my crush like me 

Yeah! Your crush loves you ! 😍😍❤️❤️ they are obsessed and want you badly🤤
You; *thinks* does my crush like me?

You: i like you
Your crush: i love you ..

National Ask Out Your Crush Day 

National ask out your crush day is on January 1st. New year, new you. Go for it!
National ask out your crush day. Do it bro. If they deny you, then you have the confidence to workout in the gym for the rest of your life.

man crush 

Man crush is a very strong feeling that one straight man has for another, bordering on the romantic but not the sexual. It's love allright but not the love that makes you want to get into his pants. It can be stronger than the love between a man and a woman.
Man crush is like the relationship between Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers.
man crush by arth September 21, 2005

Creeper Crush 

a small crush developed for someone while creeping on them at a regular rate.
Usually occuring on Facebook or Tumblr
Lily: I was creeping on Robert's page for a few hours and I have a crush on him now

Jill: What do you have a creeper crush?
Creeper Crush by DurMcCully October 4, 2010