Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019

Crunchy

To be whack or crazy. Something is just unreal or stupid. Like cringey but crunchy is a whole new level

Yooo did you see how the teacher was acting, it was so crunchy bro.

Bro that's crunchy.
its crunchy dude.

by FeenAndCrunch March 12, 2019

Crunch

Crack cocaine.

I'm looking for some crunch, I wanna get high!

by Baphomet March 19, 2019

Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Crunch

Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.

I don’t recommend you join us for Crunch today. Our child hasn’t slept.

by Expecting84 May 19, 2019

Crunchtop

That painfully raw feeing in the roof of your mouth from binge eating a box of Captain Crunch Berries

Jim got so baked last night he ate a whole box of crunch berries. Today his crunchtop is so bad he can't eat can't eat a thing.

by CA LV Mike June 20, 2019

crunchy

not a particular political stance crunchy or crunchy Moms are left wing liberals to right wing pro- lifers.Crunchy is more referring to being informed enlightened by research and information leading to ones on health consciousness.Crunchy prefer recycling, cloth diapers, eating healthy vegan or vegetarian or free range.

Crunchy Moms love yoga, health smoothies. The are informed on health issues and chose natural child birth, having a doula and using cloth diapers on the children.

by Divine Doula June 24, 2019