clumpdick

Adj: (1) Someone who's acting like a real asshole.

(2)Someone who habitually says stupid comments, or does something idiotic.

"Steve won't give me any of his beer, and he's got a 30. What a clumpdick."
or
"Kevin tapped the keg wrong, and now it's all foam."
"God, Kevin's such a clumpdick."

by ccook288 October 16, 2008

Chump

A half boner. Usually you get em when you see a sorta pretty girl. A chump is cooler than a boner. This word was made by Brent(BDB)

Erin gave me and danny a chump.

by Yup this is Brent October 24, 2008

Chump

A Person that doesnt qualify to be a champ. All weomen, and most men.
A person that passes up a night of partying to study.

You cant hold your alcohol, you arent a champ anymore, your a chump.

by baylorchamp January 17, 2009

Chumpton

A noob who is easy to fool

You: I just got that chumpton to think that throwing a grenade at his feet and pressing X would make him invisible.

Friend: Sweet.

by Kevin Zeffy April 3, 2009

Clumpage

Another word for precipitate.

An aqueous solution of Silver(I) and an aqueous solution of chloride were mixed and it resulted in a clumpage.

by Ashley Williams January 27, 2009

Chumpinstein

A tall oversized idiot.

I couldn't see anything at the concert cause

I was stuck behind ol' Chumpinstein.

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

Chumpshank

A person who is a mix of your buddy one minute, then your enemy, and a snitch. They intentionally try to get you into trouble and make it seem unintentional.

Man this guy at work let word slip to my boss that I was late and I got fired. He is such a Chumpshank!

by Neandrethal May 13, 2010