Crandice

Perineal/anal crevice, butt crack, interbuttockular cleft

“After her pole-dancing lesson Jasmeena’s thong was wedged firmly up her crandice”

by Rich11235 April 17, 2020

crandallitis

The disease most commonly caught by Crandall’s, where the butt crack crusts over with hair and feathers.

Damn son! That Crandall has chronic Crandallitis.

by Billbobagginsin May 9, 2020

Cranqueef

When someone stick cranberries up their ass, and it makes a farting sound

Recently I went to the strip club and I Cranqueefed

by Rando man June 7, 2020

Cranleigh

Cranleigh is a large village in Surrey which is mainly nice unless you go out after ten and then it’s full of pikeys and drug dealers who might decide to bottle you for no reason

Guy 1: are you from cranleigh?
Guy 2:hell no im not a chav!

by Sheeny224 June 27, 2020

Cranston

The sexiest bird alive in all of animal crossing, ladies fall to his feet

So you heard about Cranston

by Leaf chan September 14, 2020

cranage pack

Doing something crazy

Damn jhit just cranked that cranage pack pack on that football team

by FloridHype September 17, 2020

Crankslap

A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.

oh man, if you don't shut up you're going to get a crankslap

by Mr Gillespie September 22, 2020