Lyon County 

One of the most boring counties in Kansas.

Luke: You said that you've been all over Kansas, right?
Sarah: Yeah, why do you ask?
L: Have you been to Lyon County?
S: Well, I flew over it because I heard it was a boring county.
L: Niice.

Lyon County by imbluedabadeedabadei February 25, 2011

Sussex County Technical School 

Technical School in Sussex County filled with rednecks and weird people from weird towns. No one here is normal. Beware of adding guys on snap, all they want is nudes, but the girls are hoes so it works out. People smell like gasoline, weed, or really strong perfume girls obsessively spray on their boyfriend. Beware of YEEYEE guys.

Hey bro! You go to Sussex County Technical School? OH SHIT. I don’t want to be your friend if you go there. Actually, have any weed or hoes I can have?

Sussex County Technical School by AnonymousMom432 December 18, 2020

Macomb County Michigan

White trash baby killers

Macomb County Michigan is run by generations of white trash baby killers.

Macomb County Michigan by bishop777___ November 23, 2021

Do it for Benton County 

When you do something retarded representing the best county in Tennessee.

person a: Drink this bleach.
Person b: i'm not gonna do that shit!
person a: do it for benton county.
Person b: HELL YEAH!

Do it for Benton County by 'Merica, hell yeah December 15, 2010

Mid-County Madness

A football game against PNG and Nederland Bulldogs. The only way the Bulldogs can win is if they soak the football field before they play, and every time they get on turf they get there asses kicked. Record is PNG has won 47 and Nederland has only won 31.

PNG always wins mid-county madness

Mid-County Madness by PNG bois October 11, 2018

Rex Orange County 

Sex Offender

Jeffery Dahmer is also a Rex Orange County.

Rex Orange County by Bonathan Lonathan October 10, 2022

Monroe County 

A town in the heart of Georgia, with a whole bunch of country folk and all the white girls have daddy’s money! Only has one small high school called Mary Person and it’s full of hoes!

Damn i never wanna Monroe County girl.

Monroe County by bigballer300 March 2, 2019