Texticular Cancer

Pain or soreness in the thumbs from incessant text messaging, and general cell phone key use.

Her swollen thumbs indicated that she was suffering from a serious bout with texticular cancer.

by Ariesthirtyone May 7, 2009

Canter

Canter is a Scottish word for a man slut

Have you seen the new boy he looks like a canter

by Magic1234 November 9, 2019

canker

Sore caused by herpes or infected shaving bump.

Damn get a load of that canker on his lip!

Hey, don't go down tonight, hon...I have a big nasty canker on my puss.

by nixontrix November 5, 2005

The Cancer

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.

1.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

by Michael Cool January 10, 2009

Social Cancer

When you parents cut you off from all social contact and the cells in your feet start reproducing so that you cannot move, not like you could go any where in the first place though.

Friend #1- "You hanging out with Melanie today?"

Friend #2- "No, she's got social cancer and can't go anywhere"

Friend #1- "I hope I never get social cancer"

by Mellestophelese January 21, 2009

Cancer Shaft

A legionized flesh apparatus.

The woman left me with a Cancer Shaft.

by Michael Coffey May 13, 2008

The Cancer

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request.

1.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

by Prede89 July 22, 2008