dont touch me i have a boyfriend

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

A pissed off male, usually by the woman he is romatically involved with, who is about to let the world know that he is pissed off.

Girl, I think I am going to call the police this man is outside screamin' and hollerin'. I think he has a gun too. He is in CBM

by the crew April 11, 2003

winter boyfriend

Your boyfriend from Thanksgiving to Valentine's Day. He's there to ensure that you have someone to bring to parties and someone to exchange gifts with.

I met this guy in October. I think he'll make the perfect Winter Boyfriend since he doesn't have long-term potential, but he works for a jewelry company so I'll get excellent gifts for Christmas and Valentine's Day.

by Freejinn November 18, 2013

jurnees boyfriend

jurnees boyfriend is the hottest man around with a huge dong and his name is ethan.

wow look at jurnees boyfriend, he’s packing. I can see through his pants

by packingyarnbarn March 14, 2022

non-boyfriend

someone who you hang out with, and have sex with, but don't "date", and are not committed to.

A friend with benefits.

"I'm not with Woody. He's just my non-boyfriend"

"I ran into my ex-non-boyfriend's ex-grilfriend last night. She's a lot of fun"

by Nautigirl May 19, 2007

closet boyfriend

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

by Dr. Moo June 7, 2007

Vsco Boyfriend

A boy that deserves to be bullied by other boys who aren’t VSCO boyfriends

“Oh there goes Tommy, a VSCO boyfriend. Watch out for him he’s strange.”

by ZestyTontheBeat February 13, 2019