gorilla biscuits

Derogatory phrase to describe a sinfully fugly person.

"He's so ugly, his face could be used to make gorilla biscuits"

by WingNut November 9, 2006

Sailors Biscuit

A game commonly played in frats during initiation. It is when all of the pledges form a circle around a freshly baked biscuit or muffin. They begin to perform a circle jerk (also known as a C.J.) and they have to ejaculate onto the biscuit. They last one to blow his load has to eat the biscuit covered in man juice. This is basically the biggest reason I did not join a frat in college. A close secong was the fact that it is commonly known that 95% of frat members are latent homosexuals.

Did you hear what Mitch had to do during hazing? They made him play sailors biscuit with the other pledges and he had to eat the biscuit. That sounds really gay.

by King Bossman April 6, 2010

Biscuit

Bed

I just crawled into my warm biscuit. Good night

by lambo-USN December 14, 2010

dog biscuit

Basically a boner. But think bonio, which is a dog biscuit. =D

Uh-oh, Zach's got the dog biscuit again. -.-

by Beccahbunny March 13, 2008

air biscuit

When a cat makes a "making biscuits" kneading motion in the air with its paws. Typically a sign of contentment.

Awww, Eddie is so cute when he's all blissed out making air biscuits like that.

by IsenMike April 26, 2016

Biscut

A female of the utmost hottness.

Goes along with sausage

"Whoh! Look at that biscut! I would like to pound her!"

"Kelly is such a fucking biscut, I blow my load everytime I see her!"

"Damn! It's all sausage in here! Where are the fucking biscuts?"

by Dave Zillion April 5, 2005

Beef Biscuit

A sandwich, held waist-high, made of a soft penis folded between two halfs of a buttermilk biscuit. Usually served at fraternity mixers.

Pardon me. May I offer you a beef biscuit?

by David Demuth April 7, 2006